where am i from again
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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