just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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