She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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