Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
