Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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