whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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