I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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