Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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