Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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