there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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