You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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