I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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