don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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