Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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