We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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