You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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