Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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