i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Sober January is a disaster.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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