Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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