WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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