i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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