Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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