Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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