There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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