just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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