I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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