i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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