I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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