fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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