Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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