Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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