You surviving the open bar?
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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My life is pants optional.
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