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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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