You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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