Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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