Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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