i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
