hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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