I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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