I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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