We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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