It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hippo gnu deer
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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