thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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