is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
