Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I don't think brook has ever known best
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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