so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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