I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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