The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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