awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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