if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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