He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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