I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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