No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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