i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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