at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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